| AFAIC | As Far As I'm Concerned |
| AISI | As I See It |
| ANFAWFOS | And Now For A Word Word From Our Sponsor |
| ANFAWFOWS | And Now For A Word Word From Our WEB Sponsor |
| AOL | A**holes On Line |
| ASAP | As Soon As Possible |
| ASAFP | As Soon As Friggin Possible |
| AWGTHTGTTA | Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again |
| AWGTHTGTTSA | Are We Going To Have To Go Through This S*** Again |
| B4 | Before |
| BCNU | Be Seeing You |
| BFD | Big F***ing Deal |
| BK | Bo Knows |
| BNF | Big Name Fan |
| BOT | Back On Topic |
| BTSOOM | Beats The S*** Out Of Me |
| BT | Byte This! |
| BTW | By The Way |
| BTWBO | Be There With Bells On |
| CIAO | Goodbye (Italyin Itlin Itlen Italian) :-) |
| CIS | CompuServe Information Service |
| CMF | Count My Fingers! |
| CTC | Choaking The Chicken |
| CUL | Catch You Later/See You Later |
| CUL8R | See You Later |
| CWYL | Chat With You Later |
| DBEYR | Don't Believe Everything You Read |
| DDD | Direct Distance Dial |
| DHYB | Don't Hold Your Breath |
| DILLIGAD | Do I Look Like I Give A Damn |
| DQYDJ | Don't Quit You're Day Job |
| DYSTSOTT | Did You See The Size Of That Thing |
| FE | Fatal Error |
| FTASB | Faster Than A Speeding Bullet |
| FTL | Faster Than Light |
| FUBAR | F***ed Up Beyond All Repair |
| FUBB | F***ed Up Beyond Belief |
| FWIW | For What It's Worth |
| FYI | For Your Information |
| FYM | For Your Misinformation |
| GE | GEnie Information Service |
| GEE | No, GTE |
| GIGO | Garbage In, Garbage Out |
| GIWIST | Gee, I Wish I'd Said That |
| GR&D | Grinning Running & Ducking |
| HAK | Hugs And Kisses |
| HUYA | Head Up Your A$$ |
| HHOK | Ha Ha, Only Kidding |
| HHO1/2K | Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding |
| HIOOC | Help! I'm Out Of Coffee! |
| HTH | Hope This Helps |
| HUA | Heads Up, Ace |
| IAC | In Any Case |
| IAE | In Any Event |
| IANAL | I Am Not A Lawyer |
| IANAC | I Am Not A Crook |
| IAO | I Am Outtahere |
| IBCNU | I'll Be Seeing You |
| IBTD | I Beg To Differ |
| IFABCTE | I Found A Bug, Call The Exterminator |
| IITYWTMWYKM | If I Tell You What This Means Will You Kiss Me |
| IITYWTMWYBMAD | If I Tell You What This Means Will You Buy Me A Drink |
| IITYWTMWYLMA | If I Tell You What This Means Will You Leave Me Alone |
| IIWM | If It Were Me |
| ILSHIBAMF | I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture |
| ILSHIBMS | I Laughed So Hard I Broke My Stitches |
| IMCO | In My Considered Opinion |
| IMHO | In My Humble Opinion |
| IMNSHO | In My Not So Humble Opinion |
| IMO | In My Opinion |
| INPO | In No Particular Order |
| IOW | In Other Words |
| ISP | Internet Service Provider |
| KISS | Keep It Simple Stupid |
| L8R | Later |
| LD | Long Distance |
| LDTTWA | Let's Do The Time Warp Again |
| LLTA | Lots And Lots Of Thunderous Applause |
| LOL | Laughing Out Loud |
| LSHHTCMS | Laughed So Hard, Had To Change My Shorts |
| LTIP | Laughing Till I Puke |
| MTFBWY | May The Force Be With You |
| NBFD | No Big F***ing Deal |
| NFW | No F***ing Way |
| NRN | No Reply Necessary |
| NYCFS | New York City Finger Salute |
| OAUS | On An Unrelated Subject |
| OATUS | On A Totally Unrelated Subject |
| OATIS | On A Totally Irrelevant Subject |
| OBTW | Oh By The Way |
| OI | Operator Indisposed |
| OMIK | Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard |
| ONNA | Oh No, Not Again |
| ONNTA | Oh No Not This Again |
| OOTC | Obligatory On Topic Comment |
| OTOH | On The Other Hand |
| OTOOH | On The Other Other Hand |
| OTSH | On The Same Hand |
| OWTTE | Or Words To That Effect |
| OZ | Australia |
| PITA | Pain In The A$$ |
| PMF | Pull My Finger |
| RBTL | Read Between The Lines |
| RML | Read My Lips |
| RMM | Read My Mail |
| ROTFL | Rolling On The Floor Laughing |
| ROTM | Right On The Money |
| RSN | Real Soon Now |
| RTFM | Read The F***ing Manual (or Message) |
| SH | S*** Happens |
| SH2M | S*** Happens To Me |
| SITD | Still In The Dark |
| SOI | Sit On It |
| SOL | S*** Outta Luck |
| SYOL | See You On-Line |
| SysOp | System Operator |
| SYP | Send Your Password |
| TAFL | Take A Flying Leap |
| TANSTAAFL | There Ain't No Such Than A Free Lunch |
| TDTM | Talk Dirty To Me |
| TFASB | Time For A Sex Break |
| TFN | Thanks For Nothin' |
| TIA | Thanks In Advance |
| TIC | Tongue In Cheek |
| TISEC | Tongue In Someone Else's Cheek |
| TLA | Three Letter Acronym (such as this) |
| TM | Trust Me |
| TSR | Terminate and Stay Resident |
| TSR | Totally Stuck in RAM |
| TTT | That's The Ticket |
| TWHAB | This Won't Hurt A Bit |
| VI | Village Idiot |
| WDIPME | Where Did I Put My Excedrin |
| WEB | World Wide Wait |
| WGAFS | Who Gives A Flying Squat |
| WIT | Wordsmith In Training |
| WMG | Wheres My Glasses |
| WTHDTIM | What The Hell Do These Initials Mean |
| WTSDS | Where The Sun Don't Shine |
| WYSIWYG | What You See Is What You Get |
| WYSIUWYW | What You See Isn't Usually What You Want |
| YGBK | You Gotta Be Kiddin' |
| <g> | Grin |
| <G> | Big Grin |
| <EG> | Evil Grin |
| <s> | Little s*** |
| <S> | Big s*** |
| <f> | Little f*** |
| <F> | Big f*** |
| <FU> | obvious |
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Last updated: February 28, 1999